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Get your stretch on, dinker! This hilarious tee is for the legends who live for the kitchen but feel it in the hamstrings. Born To Dink, Forced to Stretch is the perfect retirement pickleball gift for anyone who dinks hard and stretches harder.
You’ve earned more than a break — you’ve earned playtime. Celebrate freedom with the softest tee this side of the kitchen line.
🏆 Premium Player Tee – made for those who traded deadlines for dinks
🐑 100% ring-spun cotton – soft, breathable, and perfect for endless games (or naps)
👕 Comfort you’ll notice – lightweight yet durable — ideal for court or cocktail hour
📏 True fit, no surprises – pre-shrunk and true-to-size so it fits right every time
🚚 Free & fast shipping – most orders arrive under a week; FREE over $65
💪 Designed for pickleball people – because “retired” doesn’t mean slowing down
🔄 Worry-free exchanges – if it doesn’t fit right, we’ll make it right
Our tees are premium in every way. In fit, feel, and the fun they bring to every game! These aren’t your average bargain-bin shirts — we use soft, high-quality “Softstyle” tees for a perfect court-to-couch feel.
You won’t find these looks anywhere else. Each design celebrates the joy (and obsession) of pickleball — the long rallies, the court banter, the post-game laughs. You’ll serve up style — and smiles — every time you wear one.
At Pickleball Swag Shop, we know the golden years aren’t about slowing down — they’re about serving it up. Our retirement tees celebrate the players who’ve traded deadlines for dinks and meetings for matches.
Each design is proudly original, community-made, and printed in the U.S. — no AI art, just real pickleball passion. With fast shipping, a 30-day hassle-free guarantee, and free U.S. delivery on orders over $65, you can play hard and shop easy.
Because life after work deserves a good laugh, a great rally, and a shirt that says it all.
